We need placard makers, boycott artists, freedom fighters, and a cocktail wait to help us overthrough the Mustache Hegemony.
Ten years of slavery to the upper lip is enough.
Sign up now!"
Monday, April 23, 2007
You've Got POO On Your Upper Lip
"Enough war-mongering against the noble, progressive beard! The Pi Omega Omega mustache contest is thoroughly jingoistic and imperialist. The fully hirsute are forced outside the gates, ghettoized, made into second-class citizens, kept from rising to their full potential.
We need placard makers, boycott artists, freedom fighters, and a cocktail wait to help us overthrough the Mustache Hegemony.
Ten years of slavery to the upper lip is enough.
Sign up now!"
We need placard makers, boycott artists, freedom fighters, and a cocktail wait to help us overthrough the Mustache Hegemony.
Ten years of slavery to the upper lip is enough.
Sign up now!"
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