I snorted my father . . .

. . . and, eventually, I’ll snort you and your’s too!

Keith Richards, in an interview published on April 3rd, dropped his decades old charade and acknowledged that he is, in fact, the Grim Reaper. Richards, 63 in Earth years, whose fondness for drugs has been openly acknowledged, was quoted by NME as saying his unusual experiment with paternally enhanced cocaine came after his father's death five years ago. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated, and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. It went down pretty well."