Quit Riding Your Damn Mini-Bikes Across My Lawn, You Rotten Little Bastards!

Our intrepid "I Exist If Only To Point Out How Old You Really Are" Correspondent, Tashi Mashi, filed this report:

"I heard Ambulette were playing here the same night as the Man Man show. I'm pretty stoked about Man Man but check this sh*t: Maura Davis isn't playing the Ambulette show-- Ryan Rhapsys is playing as Euphone! Holy f*ck I'm excited! Now I have to figure out how to make it to both shows. Hopefully Euphone plays early. Ahhhhhhh!"




(we will now return to listening to our Dickies and Descendants records and bitching about Green Day's popularity)