Cum on down . . .

Cash . . . prizes . . . SEX!! Officials in the Russian province of Ulyanovsk came up with a novel idea to help Russia address its demographic crisis . . . they are hosting “Conception Day” and urging residents to take today off from work to make patriotic love. Prizes for producing a child on June 12 (Russia Day aka Constitution Day), nine months from today, are promised. Last year, prizes included refrigerators, televisions and an off-road vehicle. The entire campaign includes parties to promote love, family and babies; a competition for the “best young family” and “best love letter”; and classes “on the family and sex”. The governor’s slogan is simple . . . "Give Birth to a Patriot on Russia Day.” An informal poll supported the decision as “groundbreaking” and “fun.” However, one respondent, who wished to remain anonymous due to a potential conflict of interest, dismissed the campaign as “silly” and “ridiculous.”