Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Master P-hole Goes to Washington
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
“All the kids love them”
Trombone Joke Tuesday
Monday, September 24, 2007
The Grim Reaper checks in . . . again
(1923-2007)
I snorted him . . . quiet, yet physical. His was a totally live experience.
…gotta go, mime is money!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Musician Joke Friday
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Possibly Bad Idea Thursdays: "Tip Your Hat Again?"
According to slightly reputable reports, the principal members of the band the Moon Seven Times have indicated they would consider re-forming to play at least one show, possibly Summer 2008.
Don also said he would, if asked, participate and noted nine months may actually be ample time to get back down to his "playing weight".
No word, however, as to whether any M7x "fans" are interested.
Please feel free to cut and paste your own response and post it in the comments section:
A) I would climb any mountain, Sail across a stormy sea. If that's what it takes me, the Moon Seven Times, to show you how much you mean to me. And I guess it's just the early-90's-ethereal-with-pop-hooks-sensibility in you that brings out the fan in me. I know I can't help myself. You're all in the world to me.
B) What else is going on that night?
C) Jeez! For the love of Pete, let it go already!
[This message was paid for by "Friends of the Committee to Obtain Perspective" and is not necessarily the opinion of members of the Moon Seven Times. Void where prohibited. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball]
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Emo Joke Wednesday
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Ride the SLUT . . . get a Griesedieck
Trombone Joke Tuesday
Monday, September 17, 2007
Won't Someone Buy Don Gerard's Memories? Vol. 11
...The Bowery Boys in the Daily Illini circa 1987 (note: Listen to the track "Just As Fun"...Champaign-Urbana Rock must seep into the ground water)
Friday, September 14, 2007
New Feature - "THE GREATEST SONGS EVER!"
We will start off with the greatest pop song ever written:
"Shop Vac" by Jonathan Coulton
You're welcome.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Admirable
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Emo Band Name Contest
If you can't beat 'em join 'em. We believe our “research” in pulling together Emo Joke Wednesdays has made us experts on the subject. As such, we’re considering starting our own Emo band. However, first things first, we need a name. Secondly, we need your help. Included below are examples to get the ball rolling. Please take a moment and either 1.vote on what you see here or 2.if you have something else we should consider, post your preferred Emo band name in the comments section for all to enjoy.
The winner of this little contest gets the honor of having named what will surely be the most blatantly pathetic group ever associated with the genre. Do us proud.
Examples for consideration:
- The Chill of Fall
- Spilt Milk, Crying Over
- Wah!
- Rugburn Tears
- Melancholy and Mascara
Cum on down . . .
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Mayor may not be around much longer . . .
Trombone Joke Tuesday
Monday, September 10, 2007
At The Risk of Having Our Back Stage Passes to the Buzz Awards Downgraded, We Respectfully (sic) Make Another Blues Brothers' Reference...
After 132 shows, a 5-year run, 3 drummers, and a reduction from a trio to a duo, Triple Whip is finally placing the period at the end of the sentence. We have one last show and hope you are able to make it out to this killer lineup. Come early; we go on first!
Thursday, Sept. 20
8pm @ Mike’n’Molly’s, $5
Pygmalion Music Festival presents:
Terminus Victor
Tunnels
Lucky Mulholland
Dignan (bonus: they have cute T-shirts, see/hear www.myspace.com/dignan)
Triple Whip
~~~~~<@ our thank-yous @>~~~~~
***Hi all - what more can I say than a heartfelt thankyou to everybody who has been supportive during my tenure with Triple Whip. Everyone who came to gigs, said they enjoyed the music, booked us, gave us press/radio play, or helped with logistics. Especially I'd like to thank my husband Michael Allen (of Royal Electric) for his constant, reliable help with everything band-related. If you're interested in watching me hit things post-TW, there are plenty of opportunities this fall to see me play solo marimba. Often the shows are free. All my gigs are listed at www.myspace.com/janeboxallmarimba. For some time now I've been working towards other drumming projects which I expect to debut publicly before too long. The easiest way to keep up to date on these is to join my (approximately monthly) marimba email list - subscribe by sending an email to janeboxallmarimba@gmail.com
Thanks again and stay in touch,
Jane.***
~~~I’d like to thank you all for getting the oddity of this band. Champaign-Urbana’s music community has some of the nicest people—musicians and supporters—and it’s been a pleasure to be part of it through Triple Whip. I must thank my bass teacher, Triple Whip founder and ex-singer/guitarist, Santanu Rahman. (He’s busy doing badass things in Austin—a public-access kung-fu TV show is now in the works! And for fun he made a tai chi music video to a Snake Creeps Down song.) If you’d like to be in the know about my post-Triple Whip rock, or my current creative project—my true-story comic strip www.girlseyes.com—email info@girlseyes.com or see my blog at www.myspace.com/girlseyes. Thank you so much!
Holly~~~
Tales from the record store . . .
Friday, September 7, 2007
Have the terrorists finally won?
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Even Better Than My Big Ten Inch...
Dis went back to Steve Albini's basement to record the second full-length release on Twelve Inch. This record sold out of its first run of 1000 very quickly. When it came time to repress the CD the band demanded that they get the profit rather than let us invest it back into the repressing. We bowed to the pressure, ponied up the cash for the next 1000 CDs ourselves, and sold approximately 5 more copies in the next 5 years. This was probably the only time in history that a band made more money than their label.
After growing weary of calling up stores directly to distribute our records, Twelve Inch signed a distribution deal (or was it a Mephistophelean pact?) with Cargo Records.
TIN007: Hum - Electra 2000 (1993)
The first appearance of the classic Hum lineup. Tim Lash joins up on guitar and the band went back to IDFUL to record with hipster engineer Brad Wood. The first Twelve Inch release that actually came out on 12" vinyl. This album, along with a healthy diet of touring, set the stage for the band's breakthrough two years later. Unfortunately when "You'd Prefer an Astronaut" went ballistic and "Electra 2000" started selling like hotcakes, Cargo decided that they no longer needed to pay us. An indie label's greatest dream is that one of their bands will go on to great success and the back catalog will start selling and the wealth generated can be used to release more great indie records. But did I mention that Cargo never paid up? I hope they used the money to put out more records...
Banjo Joke Thursday
Measles--you can get rid of the Measles.
B-52 Flew Over U.S. With Nuclear-Armed Missiles
The Grim Reaper checks in . . .
I snorted him . . . refreshing. There's nothing quite like a high C in the morning.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Country Music - How Novel!
Jon Bon Jovi - pictured here with his brand-new look he thought of all himself (tousled hair, sunglasses, tie) - is putting out a new album of "new" country (sic) music, a genre he recently created.
The title, which BJ made up without any help, is the resoundingly original "Lost Highway".
A cover story on (the Replacements) in Musician Magazine, February 1989, in which they were labeled "The Last, Best Band of the 80's", solicited a letter from hair-metal band superstar Jon Bon Jovi. In the letter, Bon Jovi asked, "If The Replacements are the last, best band of the 80's, how come I've never heard of them?"