However, our intrepid reporter Dick Gazinia recently caught the former Twiggy and June & the Exit Wounds frontman revealing a bit of the famed lyrical acumen which has cemented (like a pair of concrete swim trunks) his place in the C-U Music Hall of Fame as one of the most commercially successful - yet locally ignored - musicians in the modern era:
"Yo ma, yo pa,
yo greasy, greasy grandma.
Shes 99. She thinks she's fine.
She got a big ol' butt like Frankenstein.
your ma, your pa,
your greasy greasy grandma.
gotta big behind like Frankenstein.
she goes beep beep beep down sesame street."
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A couple more verses Patrick H remembered:
she think she fine, she ninety-nine, she the only one standin in the
wellfare line
she rank, she stank, ain't got no money in the piggy-bank
she think she cool but she a fool, she spend all her time on the
toilet stool.
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