Just in from International Correspondent Sari Maw:Thirty years after his purported passing, Elvis, in an exclusive interview says, “Geez, Louise – mama – you lose a few pounds and grow a beard and everyone writes you off as the gardener. I been here tha whole time. Don’t mind the markers in the backyard . . . all part of the landscaping. Plus, people pay through the nose to take a gander. Hee Hee.” With that, The King took care of business and whipped out his comeback tune. It started with. . . a ba, a ba, a ba, a . . . and had something to do with the Spice Girls reunion and pending tour. “Timely always sells,” smiled EP with a wink.
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