“Lemme tell ya bout your blood bamboo kid.”

An unidentified Chinese couple has named their newborn “@.” The symbol pronounced in English as “at” sounds like the Chinese phrase “love him.” Written Chinese is comprised of characters and “@” is not currently one that is supported. It is not yet known whether the police, the arbiters of names because they issue identity cards, has accepted baby @. However, it is known that the child will surely get his @ss kicked when he gets to high school.