Musician Joke Friday

On a recent day in Heaven, St. Peter evaluates new arrivals:

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a surgeon. I helped the lame to walk."
"Well, go right on in through the Pearly Gates"

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher. I taught the blind to see."
"Fine .. go right on in through the Pearly Gates!"

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician in an opening band. I helped make sad people happy."
(after the chuckling died down) "Well . . . Ok . . . you can load in through the kitchen. However, you’ll have to stay in front and your lights and sound will be cut by 1/3."