“and now I can drink and drive . . .”

Talk about lazy.

According to AP, Las Vegas tourists exhausted by the gluttony laid out before them are getting around on electric "mobility scooters." That’s right . . . updated wheelchairs.

For about $40/day, perfectly healthy tourists are checking their pride and using transportation intended for the infirm.

They don't have to take a step.

They don't even have to put your drink down.

"It was all the walking," 27-year-old Simon Lezama said on his red Merits Pioneer 3. Lezama, a trim and fit-looking restaurant manager from Odessa, Texas, rented it on day three of his five-day vacation, "and now I can drink and drive, be responsible and save my feet."