Ramones Will Not Play Sun City (Despite Never Being Asked To Do So)

“We felt slapped, hard, in the face,” Groff says of Elsinore's nomination as “Best Folk/Americana Band” this year, noting that the group's sound has evolved and “it was evident that no one (at WPGU/Local Music Awards) knew our band enough to know where to stick us.”

CUMS-BS has never actually heard Elsinore (neither the "old" folky-Americana-y Elsinore nor the new-and-improved "Elsinore2: Electric Bugaloo"), however, has a pretty good idea of where they can stick it.

In other news: CUMS-BS is holding open auditions for its own new band, "The Self-Righteous Brothers"...purely coincidental, we assure you.