Wednesday, January 30, 2008

From the "Who Cares" file . . .

Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo has started writing his memoirs. What started in 2007 with only 400 words has blossomed into a massive, multi-volume tome stretching over eight volumes. Cuomo will write about the band, his childhood and family history, AND his parents’ childhood. Hooray for us.

In other forgettable news, Ace Frehley (x-KISS lead guitarist) is embarking on his first solo tour in six years and Stone Temple Pilots is reforming.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I Remember You

Happy Birthday, Tamas Erdelyi

1/29/52

Innovations

Today we celebrate bubble gum – created 80 years ago by Walter E. Diemer. "It was an accident," Diemer said. "I was doing something else and ended up with something with bubbles." What Mr. Diemer was supposed to be doing was working as an accountant for the Fleer Chewing Gum Company in Philadelphia; what he wound up doing was playing with new gum recipes. Diemer, 23 years old in 1928, saw bubbles; he saw the possibilities and an industry was born. Diemer never received royalties for his invention.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Since You're Gone

International Music Correspondent Sari Maw reports that another cover band has bitten the dust . . .

Todd Rundgren has informed Billboard that the New Cars is on “indefinite hiatus at this point” . . . though the members are up for regrouping for corporate and private shows (imagine that). “We couldn’t get the rights to use the name the Cars, and the New Cars just confused everybody,” Rundgren offered up as excuses. "We didn't want to have to start all over again. And I've got my own music and my own audience; I had no reason to start trying to begin a new career with another band."

Rundgren has already started his next album, which he’s calling an “arena rock record.” Rundgren acknowledges that there’s an ulterior motive, “I figure it could become a self-fulfilling prophecy . . . I’ll end up playing arenas!”

The New Cars experiment started in spring 2006 and lasted about 18 months longer than anyone ever expected.

It Was Fifty Years Ago Today...


Happy Birthday, Legos!




LEGO SEX-Video - MyVideo

Obama endorses Obama!

Dizzy from this weekend’s endorsement of Caroline Kennedy and the pending nod from Sen. Edward Kennedy, Barack Obama announced earlier today that he was backing himself.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I Want You To Want Me . . . to have a Happy Birthday

Cheers to the “Taxman, Mr. Thief” – 1/23/52 - one of the greatest voices in Rock n’ Roll.




















“I screamed like a little girl."

Gracie the cat traveled 1,300 miles on an $80 plane ticket, having stowed away in her owner’s suitcase. The bag made it through security and an airport X-ray machine before (accidentally) being picked up by the wrong traveler, who made it home before realizing the suitcase wasn’t his. "I went to unpack and saw some of the clothes and saw it wasn't my suitcase," he said. "I was going to close it, and a kitten jumped out and ran under the bed. I screamed like a little girl." Following a call, Gracie has been returned to her family.

Emo Joke Wednesday

Did you hear that a leading researcher has isolated the gene for EMO?


It's the first step to a cure!



Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Grim Reaper checks in . . .

Heath Ledger
1979-2008

I snorted him . . . bland. I quit him rather easily.

Friday, January 18, 2008

The Grim Reaper checks in . . .

Roberrt James "Bobby" Fisher
1943-2008

I snorted him . . . brilliant, yet antagonistic in an abstract way.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Banjo Joke Thursday


How is banjo playing like a courtroom trial?

Everyone is relieved when the case is finally closed!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Emo Joke Wednesday

Do you know why the Post Office had to stop producing their new commemorative Emo stamps?

Because people didn't know which side to spit on.



Saturday at Hubrrrrrrrrs! (Gonna Be Cold Out There)



Whoever DId That Opening Blands Site Was A Genius...

Boy, oh boy...the Viper has REALLY let himself go...



Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Trombone Joke Tuesday


How many trombone players does it take to tile a floor?


one, if you slice him thinly enough.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Yoo-Hoo, Mr. Criminal . . .

After 20 years of perpetuating a lie, Marvel Comics is giving Spider-Man the freedom to play the field. For the latest telling of the popular crime fighter’s story, Marvel is erasing the marriage of Spider-Man/Peter Parker to Mary Jane Watson. The head writer explained that the creative story telling utilized to rewrite history is aimed at making the character more appealing to new audiences.

So, what do your parents do? Really, what a coincidence!

Twins separated at birth marry . . . [insert own joke here].

Friday, January 11, 2008

Friday, January 4, 2008

I'd Walk A Mile To Avoid Reading Rolling Stone Magazine...

Fucked Up vs. Rolling Stone. Fucked up vs. Camel cigarettes. It may be the first time those words have seen a “vs.” in the middle, but they’re right there in print in a legal complaint filed this afternoon in Alameda County, California.

Indie rock bands Xiu Xiu and Fucked Up today filed a class action lawsuit against R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company (the parent company of Camel cigarettes) and Wenner Media (the publisher of Rolling Stone) alleging the unauthorized use of artists’ names, unauthorized use of artist names for commercial advantage (right of publicity), and unfair business practices, all in regards to the ‘Indie Rock Universe’ multipage advertising section that appeared in the 40th Anniversary issue of the magazine published on November 15. The class action, which was instigated by Xiu Xiu and Fucked Up but filed on behalf of 186 bands and artists featured in the pull out spread, accuses both the cigarette company and the magazine of engaging in “despicable conduct” that was “illegal under settled, unambiguous California statutory and common law.” The lawsuit demands Rolling Stone publish an admission that the artists’ names were used without consent in a spread equal in size to the original ad, as well as seeking actual and punitive financial damages. (Under California law, this could conceptually amount to $750 per issue of Rolling Stone, per band, or a whopping $195.3 billion

Having Fun With (Former) Local Rock Stars' Kids' Pictures Friday


Obligatory worthless plug to attempt to smooth things over and avoid litigation:

The Great Crusades probably have a new album or something.


Thursday, January 3, 2008

Banjo Joke Thursday

What's the best thing to play on a banjo?

Solitaire.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

State of Confusion

Let me get this straight . . . your guitar player/brother hasn’t fully recovered from a 2004 stroke, your bass player has potentially life-threatening kidney issues and a 40-year retrospective is set to be released in 2008. Makes sense to me. On with the reunion.

Emo Joke Wednesday

How is playing in an EMO band a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.