Breaking News?!

This just in from international correspondent Sari Maw:

A story in the U.K.’s The Mail reports that, 36 years after the fact, Jim Morrison’s death may be reinvestigated as a drug overdose. According to his death certificate, Morrison, who was found dead in the bathtub of his Paris apartment at the age of 27, died from natural causes. Now, a friend of Morrison’s, claims the rocker died of a massive heroin overdose in the bathroom of the Rock n Roll Circus club in Paris, France and was then moved to his apartment as part of a cover-up meant to protect the drug dealers that provided the lethal narcotics.

In other news, it has been confirmed that it is, in fact, Grant in Grant’s Tomb.




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