
John Oates (yes, that John Oates) has been shopping around a cartoon about his superpowered moustache. “J-Stache” showcases Oates as a family man who is lured back to the rock star life by his moustache. “In a cartoon setting, the mustache has its own personality,” Oates tells
Billboard. In the pilot, David Crosby warns Oates that a murderous Tom Selleck is trying to snuff out other moustache bearers.