Monday, March 31, 2008

The Long Road to May . . .

Up and coming Czech automaker Skoda Auto will be using Honcho Overload’s “Unicorns & Rainbows” to launch the Fabia “first super-hatch” (which made its debut in New Delhi, India in Jan. 2008). Honcho’s contribution is expected to help Skoda justify the high retail price of Rs7 lakh.

In other Honcho news, rumor is they’ve been fitted for their pumpkin heads!

(If you get any of these references, you, my friend, need to be at The High Dive on 5/25)

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Failed European Tourism Slogan: "Homo Haven"

A small piece of jawbone unearthed in a cave in Spain is the oldest known fossil of a human ancestor in Europe and suggests that people lived on the continent much earlier than previously believed. Researchers said the fossil is up to 1.3 million years old . . . 500,000 years older than remains that prompted the naming of a new species: Homo antecessor, or Pioneer Man, possibly a common ancestor to Neanderthals and modern humans. The new find appears to be from the same species.

I want you to (haute) couture . . .

AKA . . . "and in black and white"

The Grim Reaper checks in . . .

Herb Peterson
1919-2008

I snorted him . . . I’m lovin’ it!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Long Road to May . . .

Henry Frayne is expected to debut his signature line of stools at The High Dive on 5/25.

Partnering with an industry leader in Blaine, MO, Frayne couldn’t be happier with the results. “The stools come in a variety of colors – I designed the line to appeal to most everyone,” said Frayne. “There’s also a three-legged option for the budget minded.”

The Moon Seven Times hasn’t seen this level of excitement since Don Gerard loaned his name to a limited edition roll of holographic tape.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

She don't know Jack

Fitness guru Jack LaLanne (93) has weighed in on the Britney Spears saga, saying the “singer” needs to focus on her physical wellbeing to jumpstart her mental and emotional health. "She needs to put the right fuel in the machine," he says. "No wonder she feels the way she does. Look at what she's putting into herself."

Monday, March 24, 2008

Oh, Crapballs...



Sorry...Happy Belated Easter!!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Similar to John Cougar Summercamp




SIGN UP SOON!



Who would enjoy and benefit from our camp?
  • Kids who played stringed instruments (bowed or strummed)
  • Adults--with or without kids--who play stringed instruments (bowed or strummed)
  • School teachers who want to work on their alternate styles chops (You can earn up to 20 CPDU credits from the Illinois MENC chapter!)
  • Studio teachers who want to spice up their group class repertoire.
  • Your students
  • Maybe you!
Please feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions about our program.
Thanks!
Robin Kearton
Director, Bow-Dacious String Band
www.bow-daciousstringband.com
Artistic director, Community Center for the Arts (C4A)
www.c-4a.org

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The Grim Reaper Checks In . . .

Arthur C. Clarke
1917-2008

I snorted him . . . I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

The Long Road to May . . .

Dick Justice’s Rob Arrol started going to the “Y” in January in preparation for the mondo-reunion gig scheduled for The High Dive on 5/25/08. With a thumbs-up Arrol commented, “I’m making good progress - I no longer sweat when I breathe.”

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Monday, March 17, 2008

The Grim Reaper checks in . . .

Ola Brunkert
1946-2008
I snorted him . . . mamma mia!

Today's Loser . . .


The luckless 28 year-old's dreams of giving his sweetheart the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air. Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question. But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops. "I couldn't believe it," he told The Sun newspaper. Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon, without success.

Monday, March 10, 2008

The News-Gazelle!

Adam Fein (Absinthe Blind) and Jeff Dimpsey (Honcho, Hum, National Skyline, Poster Children) are GAZELLE!


(Erin Fein brings the hate in three...two...one...)

Friday, March 7, 2008

Musician Joke Friday (Famous Quotes Edition)



I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.

...and for the people who like country music, 'denigrate' means 'put down'.

-- Bob Newhart

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The Grim Reaper checks in . . .

E. Gary Gygax
1938-2008

I snorted him . . . he took me to another world.

Monday, March 3, 2008

The Grim Reaper checks in . . .

Jeff Healey
1966-2008

I snorted him . . . out of sight!

. . . come on, give me a break, who didn't see (no pun intended) that coming?!