Monday, December 31, 2007
Friday, December 28, 2007
Musician Joke Friday
Paul's Pissers
Today’s topic: Hannah Montana
Surely I’m not the only one irritated that a teen TV star can act like a rock star and sell out arenas in minutes while the reformed Van Halen has postponed a concert in St. Louis due to “disappointing” ticket sales. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Hannah (or whoever she really is). Today, kiddies - my general state of pissed offedness is aimed at the ticket buying public or, even better, St. Louis as a piss poor music town. Sammy Hagar comes to town – boom, sold out. Diamond Dave announces a stop in The Lou - they can’t give the tickets away and the concert is postponed five months. Bruce Springsteen has not announced a St. Louis date on the latest E-Street Band tour. Word on the street is he’s avoiding the city after his 2003 stop didn’t sell out (the only stop on the tour not to) and audience members started filing out in droves before the final encore. Better yet, earlier this year, up and comers The Hold Steady could only get booked into a club with a capacity of 100 and, over the summer, a package tour of ZZ Top, The Pretenders, The Stray Cats and the Gin Blossoms came to town. They were booked into the same 22,000 seat venue Hannah Montana sold out in minutes in November 2007. The house was less than half full when headliners ZZ Top took the stage. That pisses me off.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Dead Celebrity Birthday of the Day
Paul Winchell
b. 12/21/22
d. 06/25/05
Ventriolquist (voice of Jerry Mahoney and Tigger) and inventor of the artificial heart.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Banjo Joke Thursday
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Ho, Ho . . . Ho No!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Greedy Loves UPDATE!
Thursday, December 13, 2007.
Guitarist/vocalist Kent Whitesell's cousin (Matt Herges) and cousin-in-law (Todd Hundley) were named in the Mitchell Report.
UPDATE update - Kent sez!
"My cousin Marci is married to Todd Hollandsworth (Hollindsworth ?) not Todd Huntley or whatever..."
Authorities Have Not Confirmed or Denied Whether The Custodian Was Actually Steven Adler
ROXBURY, Conn. (AP) — State police say a teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N' Roses song over the public address system for a threat.
She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.
Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.
Police say one of them sang "Welcome to the Jungle" into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics "You're in the jungle baby; you're gonna die."
The teenagers were cuffed for about 15 minutes while police investigated. They didn't realize anyone else was in the school at the time. No charges will be filed, said state police Sgt. Brian Ness.
Rehabilitated!
We wish her well this holiday season as she continues to master the “on” and “off” controls of various “thingys” around her house.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Trombone Joke Tuesday
Paul's Pissers
Sometimes I get pissed off.
Today’s topic: Dan Fogelberg’s holiday “classic” Same Auld Lang Syne
Granted – the man’s a musical genius, the proverbial leader of the band. However, every songwriter has their clunker. Look at The Police and “Every Breath You Take”, or U2 and “Desire” or the Sammy Hagar years of Van Halen . . . it happens. Fogelberg burdened us with Same Auld Lang Syne in 1981. For most of my life I have hated this song and its go-nowhere, never-ending verses and mind-numbing chorus. A couple weeks back, I turned on the Christmas radio station and guess what the first song of my holiday season was? Ugh. What’s even worse is somehow between last season and this one something changed . . . it didn’t sound as bad as I remembered. In fact, I found myself kind of enjoying it . . . kind of like that great feeling of scratching a mosquito bite before you realize that you’ve broken the skin
That pisses me off.
What?!
I guess running the state is not as taxing on your time as I’ve imagined.
Friday, December 7, 2007
F*ck Music - It's FOOTBALL FRIDAY
Seth is a stalwart supporter of the black & gold Boilermakers of Purdue University and he is here to give us the lowdown on all the hard-hitting, gridiron action so far this season and preview the team's exciting Boxing Day (Canada) clash with ___________ [ed. insert name of team here if anyone can figure it out by press time] in the Motor City Bowl to be televised on ESPN2.
"The amount of disappointment in the Fein household regarding Purdue football can only be measured in vomit. Year after year we are teased in the pre-season with big victories over mid-level teams - only to squander any sense of dignity to the hands of better coached and better recruited Big Ten schools. What a world. I am looking towards basketball now... "